I am a RAT and that is IT!!!
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mybrownthunder:

My friend has asked me to post this. He’s late on rent and potentially could be homeless while battling a brain tumor. He needs rent money, food and money for hydro. Please help him if you can by reblogging this.

Donate here

pileofknives:

stephanemiroux:

For those who want to catch up.

liamnotpayne:

Sugar…..spice…..and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girl. But Professor Utonium accidentally added an EXTRA INGREDIENT to the concoction…. CHEMICAL X.

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The Unified Theory of Viral Song Describing Extremely Specific Social Phenomena

pileofknives:

stephanemiroux:

For those who want to catch up.

liamnotpayne:

Sugar…..spice…..and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girl. But Professor Utonium accidentally added an EXTRA INGREDIENT to the concoction…. CHEMICAL X.

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The Unified Theory of Viral Song Describing Extremely Specific Social Phenomena

ineedtoventsohello:

We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.

According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.

I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣

weenie-kun:

sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..

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?????LOL

dennisyoubitch:

me while crossing the road

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great-and-small:

Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”

egberts:

wickedwonderlandd:

nsomniacsdream:

nsomniacsdream:

nsomniacsdream:

the-real-skeletor:

I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles

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derinthescarletpescatarian:
“lesbiacebian:
“catgirlforeskin:
“the-itchy-bitchy-spider:
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wait THAT’S why my wife always says “son boy allowed” about our cat??
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happy 5 years to son boy allowed
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Son boy is old enough to read the son boy allowed...

derinthescarletpescatarian:

lesbiacebian:

catgirlforeskin:

the-itchy-bitchy-spider:

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wait THAT’S why my wife always says “son boy allowed” about our cat??

happy 5 years to son boy allowed

Son boy is old enough to read the son boy allowed sign

jensteed:

sometransgal:

Remember how i nearly got murdered?

Well I haven’t! Surprisingly…

Anyway sarcasm and eye catching title aside, I’m going to make this as short and sweet as possible. In 2019 a man managed to raise 8k euro in order to try and have my wife and I killed for trying to help our good friend leave him. Flash forward to now and said good friend is in desperate need of a new wheelchair because of covid messing with medicine supplies. I’d sincerely like to believe that if that man can raise that much money to kill me then I should be able to raise a fraction of that amount to help the person I’m literally ride or die for.

If you want to help or just want more details including a news article, I encourage you to click on the gofundme below. If you can’t support directly I sincerely ask that you help me with this goal by spreading this around. Thank you for taking the time to read this and I hope you all have the best of days.

as of today i no longer have assistance and my current wheelchair is so unsuitable i cant even reach the end of my street unaided or without hurting myself. Please help if you can, share and boost. I am so deeply grateful

the-seelie-court-official:

Welp. There’s no other way to say it: I was hit by a semi-truck in a hit-and-run accident. I was stopped in the middle of the highway to try and assist a disabled vehicle that was blocking one-and-a-half lanes of a three-lane highway, and while I was on the phone with 911, after verifying that the driver of the other vehicle was okay, a semi-truck crashed into my little four-door car and smashed it into the already-disabled vehicle. That semi-truck then drove off. This all happened at 3 am on Feb 25th

The cops don’t have any leads on the semi right now (March 1st) and my insurance only covers liability, so… As of right now it’s looking like I’ll still need to pay off my totaled vehicle ($6k). It’s shit.

Myself, my roommate (@the-unseelie-court-officialurt-official), and my fiance (@madmonksandmaenads) were all in the vehicle at the time, and we’ve all been discharged from the hospital, but we were all injured. We’ve got so many bills piling up. Anything helps.

I’m gonna be streaming as much as I can reasonably stand in the meantime, to help drive donations. I really don’t know what else to do. If you can help financially, there’s links below- if you can’t, then reblogging this post and following/watching my twitch stream are free. Watching my stream does give me a little bit of ad revenue, too

twitch link in case the embed isnt working: twitch.tv/seeliecourtofficial

V*nmo: @SeelieCourtOfficial
K*-Fi: ko-fi.com/seeliecourtofficial
P*yP*l: liaisontotheseeliecourt@gmail.com

P*yP*l but it’ll give a notification that you’ve donated on my twitch stream: https://streamlabs.com/seeliecourtofficial/tip

You can also tip this post- whatever is most convenient for you

And yes im starting off my streaming with hades because it’s a good game and i think that im hilarious

naoreco:

kragehund-est:

slasher horror: you better not have premarital sex or gerald “the stabber” douglas is gonna getcha

creepypasta: once there was a teen named alex and he was bullied so hard that he and the acid disfigured him so and he started killing everyone so they call him george the attacker

/x/: there was the skinwalker who stole my best friend’s voice and then man door hand hook car door

r/nosleep: my wife was hungry for raw meat and then she gave birth to The Satan. he looked me in the eyes and said “don’t go outside past midnight or else the eyeless ones might notice.” but it turns out i never had a wife or son and the world ended 5 years ago on this very night.

r/twosentencehorror: i ran out of bloodmilk for my cereal. luckily, the creature provides.

mascot horror: this is silly wiggles, the candy giraffe! explore the silly wiggles candy emporium after dark! the secret ingredient is Love™! also the hidden video tapes will reveal that “Love™” is actually the copyright name for the consciousness of tortured children, mixed with the ground organs of factory workers.

indie horror: i can’t describe this, there are only 7 pixels so idk what’s going on

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also get peer reviewed.

naoreco:

kragehund-est:

slasher horror: you better not have premarital sex or gerald “the stabber” douglas is gonna getcha

creepypasta: once there was a teen named alex and he was bullied so hard that he and the acid disfigured him so and he started killing everyone so they call him george the attacker

/x/: there was the skinwalker who stole my best friend’s voice and then man door hand hook car door

r/nosleep: my wife was hungry for raw meat and then she gave birth to The Satan. he looked me in the eyes and said “don’t go outside past midnight or else the eyeless ones might notice.” but it turns out i never had a wife or son and the world ended 5 years ago on this very night.

r/twosentencehorror: i ran out of bloodmilk for my cereal. luckily, the creature provides.

mascot horror: this is silly wiggles, the candy giraffe! explore the silly wiggles candy emporium after dark! the secret ingredient is Love™! also the hidden video tapes will reveal that “Love™” is actually the copyright name for the consciousness of tortured children, mixed with the ground organs of factory workers.

indie horror: i can’t describe this, there are only 7 pixels so idk what’s going on

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also get peer reviewed.

clarificationsw:

thegreenpea:

romcommunist:

people are saying everything is a love language nowadays. and they right. love is in everything u fucking geniuses

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when my gf infodumps

cowboyjen68:
“cowboyjen68:
“Three butch friends of mine finishing the basement of my first house around 1996. They worked for beer, and not even anything fancy.
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Breakfast with an old friend. AKA the hammer wielding butch on the left of the “Three...

cowboyjen68:

cowboyjen68:

Three butch friends of mine finishing the basement of my first house around 1996.   They worked for beer, and not even anything fancy. 

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Breakfast with an old friend. AKA the hammer wielding butch on the left of the “Three butches”photo. It had been over 10 years since we’d seen each other. Too long my friend.